You Left It In The Fridge?

I go to the fridge for a drink, find the jug of milk. Sometimes you just have to have a swig of ice cold delicious milk. And living in a house with just two people, you can drink out of the carton. Trust me. It's ok. So I lift that little plastic jug up and take a wonderful cooling gulp of milk ... and promptly spit it out all over the kitchen. I look at the expiration date. FIVE DAYS AGO! Ewwww! Then I remembered my dear husband has been eating cereal for breakfast all week. Oh my. So I say to him, "Hon, haven't you been eating cereal in the morning for breakfast?" "Yeah, but I haven't been using any milk because I think it's bad."

And would it have killed you to pour it out before your lovely wife drank it? Love gets us through.